Dear Mickey
It took too long to get to this point. It saddens me you had to find a new home so soon. I felt horrible in this act and still do. Tanja is a good mommy, though, I promise. She will take good care of you. You are a smart bird and while you may not understand now, you will later. It was for the best, I swear, that you had to go home with strangers, but they love you. They will do things for you I could not. I will visit from time to time, as you have seen. I killed a part of me to see you act like I was some stranger. Mickey, I am so sorry I could not be the mommy you needed so badly. But you have Tanja now, she is your mommy now. And I promise she will be the best mommy you ever had. As always, the fleshy bird.
Huh?
My Cassin's Mickey!
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Macockatiel
Dear Mickey,
Your endless talents of mimicry amaze me. You have, over time, learned how to imitate Naomi, Making you a very large cockatiel, or macockatiel! And just over the last couple of days you have learned to make the spaceship noise. It never ceases to amaze me what sounds I need my lips to make that you manage to mimic with no lips at all. In the short few months you have been here, you have learned, and forgotten, how to say you're welcome. You did, however, retain thank you, for which I am grateful. You have made an indistinguishable sound into "wow" and have learned to shush any sound you find yourself fed up with. You have learned what a peanut is and that you like them a lot! You have also learned the sound of the tornado sirens, and at two volumes. One to make me aware it is you, and a quieter, more distant version which could spur a heart attack. You even do this in context; only when it is storming. And you have now learned "come here" and ask for a kiss. Yes, your talents amaze me, for sure. I can only wonder what you will learn next.
No complaints today, you've been rather behaved. Until next time,
The Fleshy Bird
Your endless talents of mimicry amaze me. You have, over time, learned how to imitate Naomi, Making you a very large cockatiel, or macockatiel! And just over the last couple of days you have learned to make the spaceship noise. It never ceases to amaze me what sounds I need my lips to make that you manage to mimic with no lips at all. In the short few months you have been here, you have learned, and forgotten, how to say you're welcome. You did, however, retain thank you, for which I am grateful. You have made an indistinguishable sound into "wow" and have learned to shush any sound you find yourself fed up with. You have learned what a peanut is and that you like them a lot! You have also learned the sound of the tornado sirens, and at two volumes. One to make me aware it is you, and a quieter, more distant version which could spur a heart attack. You even do this in context; only when it is storming. And you have now learned "come here" and ask for a kiss. Yes, your talents amaze me, for sure. I can only wonder what you will learn next.
No complaints today, you've been rather behaved. Until next time,
The Fleshy Bird
Thursday, May 5, 2011
New stand in the making
Dear Mickey,
I know you think it has gone unnoticed that you think you don't have enough room to roam on your stand. The truth is, I have noticed. It was a dead giveaway when you began utilizing the now defective baby gate as a means of leaving your stand. The bad news is, you will have to wait a few more days. The good news is we are going to be bring home the project tomorrow. It will take some time, and some patience. In time, however, I think that when you get used to it, you will love it!
I know you think it has gone unnoticed that you think you don't have enough room to roam on your stand. The truth is, I have noticed. It was a dead giveaway when you began utilizing the now defective baby gate as a means of leaving your stand. The bad news is, you will have to wait a few more days. The good news is we are going to be bring home the project tomorrow. It will take some time, and some patience. In time, however, I think that when you get used to it, you will love it!
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
We need to talk
Dear Mickey,
We are very different creatures. I have a nose, you have a beak. Your beak is made of the same thing as my fingernails. My nose is not as tough. I guess what I am trying to say is that your assumption that my nose is a toy is incorrect and uncomfortable. Also, even though my fingernails and your beak are made of the same substance, it is not as thick or as strong as your beak making my fingertips unsafe toys. I know, you do not see how my fingers are a hazard to you, but it is not you I am worried about in this case. It is my safety I worry about when you try to crack open my fingertips!
While you were very behaved yesterday, your behavior today has me stumped. Why must you attack my hair all of the sudden? I brushed it, it doesn't look THAT hideous! Harness your hatred of my head today, please.
More to come as always
The Fleshy Bird
We are very different creatures. I have a nose, you have a beak. Your beak is made of the same thing as my fingernails. My nose is not as tough. I guess what I am trying to say is that your assumption that my nose is a toy is incorrect and uncomfortable. Also, even though my fingernails and your beak are made of the same substance, it is not as thick or as strong as your beak making my fingertips unsafe toys. I know, you do not see how my fingers are a hazard to you, but it is not you I am worried about in this case. It is my safety I worry about when you try to crack open my fingertips!
While you were very behaved yesterday, your behavior today has me stumped. Why must you attack my hair all of the sudden? I brushed it, it doesn't look THAT hideous! Harness your hatred of my head today, please.
More to come as always
The Fleshy Bird
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Good Mickey
Dear Mickey,
As you know, this morning was the re-inspection of the house. You were instructed not to bite the landlord, who was actually not present but his partner in crime was. You do not remember seeing her as Friday we made ourselves scarce for the first round. Anyway, your behavior has been noted and you have proven you can, mostly, be trusted with the office manager in the house. I applaud you for not trying to attack her and her husband (who by the way we both know does not work for the park) and for not screaming and carrying on like you have a tendency to do with company.
Now your behavior in public....that is a bit different. You may remember Sunday going to the flea market and having to leave early. You had treats, and you did not get them due to pinching my shoulder. You captured the attention of many by screaming, but only once inside. Oh, heads did turn! We were met with many "Oh, YOU have the bird" and "I thought I heard something!" You lunged at Josh even though he did nothing to you and you bit my finger. I understand it was a new environment with many more people than you were used to, and it will take time for you to adjust to the scene. Hopefully next time you will be better behaved.
Now I have to go chop up next weeks's veggies. Behave, my boy.
The fleshy Bird
As you know, this morning was the re-inspection of the house. You were instructed not to bite the landlord, who was actually not present but his partner in crime was. You do not remember seeing her as Friday we made ourselves scarce for the first round. Anyway, your behavior has been noted and you have proven you can, mostly, be trusted with the office manager in the house. I applaud you for not trying to attack her and her husband (who by the way we both know does not work for the park) and for not screaming and carrying on like you have a tendency to do with company.
Now your behavior in public....that is a bit different. You may remember Sunday going to the flea market and having to leave early. You had treats, and you did not get them due to pinching my shoulder. You captured the attention of many by screaming, but only once inside. Oh, heads did turn! We were met with many "Oh, YOU have the bird" and "I thought I heard something!" You lunged at Josh even though he did nothing to you and you bit my finger. I understand it was a new environment with many more people than you were used to, and it will take time for you to adjust to the scene. Hopefully next time you will be better behaved.
Now I have to go chop up next weeks's veggies. Behave, my boy.
The fleshy Bird
Saturday, April 30, 2011
The great outdoors
Dear Mickey,
I know the recent weather has been rough on you. No sunshine, no cool breeze coming through the window; just harsh rains and winds. Of course I know this has made outside time rather difficult. I applaud your patience for the nice weather we have had these last few days. You behaved so well at Saunders Springs the last few days. You were so kind, throwing leaves from my shirt, trying to catch the bugs buzzing about our faces and attempting to clean my ears. You even marked my shoulder as your comfy spot by pooping down my back.
I enjoyed the fact that you stop to watch the clouds float on and to watch the treetops sway in the wind. I like that when people look at you you straighten up and pull your head back with an expression that says "What the hell are you talking about?!" It has made us and many others laugh! Your ooooh's and ahhhhhh's at random downed trees and rushing water brought a smile of amusement to my face. You did not even complain when people did not notice you sitting on my shoulder due to your spectacular behavior. But most of all, I love the fact that you let the little boy with the walker talk to you and get closer than most strangers. You may not have let him touch you, but I am sure the experience touched him and his parents. After all, it IS the thought that counts.
I also thank you for diminishing your mess for the inspection and keeping me calm by whispering in my ear as I complained about our low-life landlord. You sure do know what to say....although I can't understand a word. Either way, it always seems to work. I just hope that you can do the same Tuesday for the reinspection. Remember, no biting, just secretive lunging.
As always,
The Fleshy Bird
I know the recent weather has been rough on you. No sunshine, no cool breeze coming through the window; just harsh rains and winds. Of course I know this has made outside time rather difficult. I applaud your patience for the nice weather we have had these last few days. You behaved so well at Saunders Springs the last few days. You were so kind, throwing leaves from my shirt, trying to catch the bugs buzzing about our faces and attempting to clean my ears. You even marked my shoulder as your comfy spot by pooping down my back.
I enjoyed the fact that you stop to watch the clouds float on and to watch the treetops sway in the wind. I like that when people look at you you straighten up and pull your head back with an expression that says "What the hell are you talking about?!" It has made us and many others laugh! Your ooooh's and ahhhhhh's at random downed trees and rushing water brought a smile of amusement to my face. You did not even complain when people did not notice you sitting on my shoulder due to your spectacular behavior. But most of all, I love the fact that you let the little boy with the walker talk to you and get closer than most strangers. You may not have let him touch you, but I am sure the experience touched him and his parents. After all, it IS the thought that counts.
I also thank you for diminishing your mess for the inspection and keeping me calm by whispering in my ear as I complained about our low-life landlord. You sure do know what to say....although I can't understand a word. Either way, it always seems to work. I just hope that you can do the same Tuesday for the reinspection. Remember, no biting, just secretive lunging.
As always,
The Fleshy Bird
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Cleaning Day
Dear Mickey
Since you are a messy bundle of feathers, I regret to inform you that through noon Friday you should keep your messes to a minimum. Thursday will be a designated cleaning day as our landlord will be inspecting our home Friday. Please do not bite at the landlord. Lunging is fine as long as he is not looking. I am in the process of making new toys for you. You will get one of them until you destroy the ones you have. Not all toys will be yours, as you know people are growing interested in their option to purchase a personalized toy.
I also feel I need to clear the air on the weather. Radcliff has enough sirens to alert us here in our home of a tornado. It is not only inappropriate for you to make these sounds during a severe weather outbreak, but extremely exhausting. I am so glad you care, but save your breath please.
Now, understand this about me. I am blind as a bat. I wear glasses to make up for this. Without them, I cannot see. You, however, as a bird have a very keen sense of sight. You have no need for them. Do you know what this means? It means that I can keep my glasses on my face and you have no need to try to remove them...So stop! Don't forget, Cleaning day and inspection day. Be clean, be nice.
The Fleshy Bird
Since you are a messy bundle of feathers, I regret to inform you that through noon Friday you should keep your messes to a minimum. Thursday will be a designated cleaning day as our landlord will be inspecting our home Friday. Please do not bite at the landlord. Lunging is fine as long as he is not looking. I am in the process of making new toys for you. You will get one of them until you destroy the ones you have. Not all toys will be yours, as you know people are growing interested in their option to purchase a personalized toy.
I also feel I need to clear the air on the weather. Radcliff has enough sirens to alert us here in our home of a tornado. It is not only inappropriate for you to make these sounds during a severe weather outbreak, but extremely exhausting. I am so glad you care, but save your breath please.
Now, understand this about me. I am blind as a bat. I wear glasses to make up for this. Without them, I cannot see. You, however, as a bird have a very keen sense of sight. You have no need for them. Do you know what this means? It means that I can keep my glasses on my face and you have no need to try to remove them...So stop! Don't forget, Cleaning day and inspection day. Be clean, be nice.
The Fleshy Bird
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