Good Mickey

Dear Mickey,
     As you know, this morning was the re-inspection of the house.  You were instructed not to bite the landlord, who was actually not present but his partner in crime was.  You do not remember seeing her as Friday we made ourselves scarce for the first round.  Anyway, your behavior has been noted and you have proven you can, mostly, be trusted with the office manager in the house.  I applaud you for not trying to attack her and her husband (who by the way we both know does not work for the park) and for not screaming and carrying on like you have a tendency to do with company.
     Now your behavior in public....that is a bit different.  You may remember Sunday going to the flea market and having to leave early.  You had treats, and you did not get them due to pinching my shoulder.  You captured the attention of many by screaming, but only once inside.  Oh, heads did turn!  We were met with many "Oh, YOU have the bird" and "I thought I heard something!"  You lunged at Josh even though he did nothing to you and you bit my finger.  I understand it was a new environment with many more people than you were used to, and it will take time for you to adjust to the scene.  Hopefully next time you will be better behaved.
     Now I have to go chop up next weeks's veggies.  Behave, my boy.

The fleshy Bird