Mickey and the car

Mickey,
     I appreciate that you behaved so well while driving.  Please note, the windshield wipers can only go two directions and neither of which include through the windshield.  There is no reason to try and hide from them and watching them will eventually get boring.  I know, I did this as a child!  The couch does not belong to you.  You are the king of your castle, with your toys, sign, and food and water.  The couch is for human  comfort and you should consider yourself lucky your talons are allowed to grace it.  On that note, quit chasing Josh off the thing!
     I know we have had a lot of bad weather.  There are flood warnings and watches and everything.  A lot of thunder -which you think you should screech at- and lightning -which you apparently think is a treat- and wind.  We have even had a few close calls with tornado Warnings.  I also know you are a smart little bird.  You mimic things I have no idea what they are.  I do not appreciate the heart attack I got this afternoon, though.  You don't mimic the tornado sirens in the middle of a storm!  I hope you take this as a learning experience.
     The fleshy Bird