severe weather and signs

Mickey,
     I know it is raining.  I know you think rain means bath time.  However this no longer applies as it has rained almost everyday for a week and will continue to rain for the NEXT week.  So bathtime will go back to every few days again or as I see you trying to cram your feathered butt into your water dish.  The thunder and hail we had today could give a rat's behind what you think.  Growling at it then screaming only increases the noise level I have to deal with while trying to monitor the SEVERE weather to make sure high winds do not place us elsewhere.
     You have a sign indicating to outsiders that you bite.  Please keep it there.  You may chew on it, feel free, but quit trying to take the darned thing down!  I burned my finger on a wood burner making that thing, it better stay where we can see it!
     The vacuum did do an awesome job of picking up your pellet crumbs.  Thank you for noticing....by making a new mess.  The seed catcher is just that.  It is not a wrap around perch.  Stop dropping your food on the floor!  That is the reason behind the tray at the bottom of your stand.
     Until next time, because there is always a next time :)